Jokes of the Day

The following Conversation ensued Between Akpos and his Daughter:

Daughter to father Akpos: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Father Akpos’ response: “Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I
will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.”